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Source: morningclarity

College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via flowerbabies)

rufftoon:

ca-tsuka:

"Goodbye, Ghibli" animated tribute by Fox’s ADHD.
I agree with the lyrics “Dont go Ghibli, don’t say goodbye”.

Awww, that’s really cute.

Source: ca-tsuka

koch43:

HOW TO SLAP MEGATRON WITHOUT BEEN KILLED?
FIRST AND LAST POINT: YOU’RE RAVAGE.

koch43:

HOW TO SLAP MEGATRON WITHOUT BEEN KILLED?

FIRST AND LAST POINT: YOU’RE RAVAGE.

koch43:

eabevella:

Oh, Rewind, the thing you had witnessed……

Look at Megatron’s hand. So gentle and softt…..

koch43:

eabevella:

Oh, Rewind, the thing you had witnessed……

Look at Megatron’s hand. So gentle and softt…..

Source: eabevella

nidoranduran:

lyraeon:

patrickat:

lyraeon:

Upon second viewing, I have definitely concluded that Guardians of the Galaxy is even better when you imagine it as a tabletop campaign with an increasingly frustrated DM who’s sick of being interrupted.

GM: “Roll 2d10.”
Peter: “Red high. Twelve.”
GM: “You have 12 percent of a plan.”

The entire prison break scene was just Rocket’s player rolling knowledge checks on every turn until something worked.

  • When Drax’s player said, “I go into the phone booth and call Ronan to Knowhere”, the DM stared open-mouthed for a minute, then called break time. The rest of the party was speechless.
  • Pretty much just in general, Drax’s player is one of those people who thinks Chaotic Neutral means “throws self at shit for the lulz” and is really fortunate he didn’t have many other opportunities to derail the campaign.
  • Gamora’s player gets really exasperated by the entirety of the campaign. They rolled a character with a tragic backstory and clear hooks to the villain to expand on, and had no idea that everyone else was going to be so silly. It leads to begging the party to just once execute a normal plan because look at Gamora’s stealth bonus, this min/maxed assassin needs a chance to use her abilities, please.
  • Rocket’s a skill monkey who, if not for Drax’s grand display of idiocy, would have gladly derailed the campaign with absurd plans.
  • Groot was a joke idea someone came up with that people ended up liking too much.
  • Ronan’s confusion when Star Lord began dancing was the DM’s confusion verbatim.
  • The DM now vetoes Chaotic Neutral characters on principle.

Source: lyraeon

hightimeslowtides:

emilygt:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

where can I uninstall my period

i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years

omg

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clairnovak:

°˖✧ talk to me ✧˖°

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falsettoslumbering:

loish:

my latest illustration! an ode to my troubled love/hate relationship with clutter.

Such beautiful art… I love the details. Gorgeous!

falsettoslumbering:

loish:

my latest illustration! an ode to my troubled love/hate relationship with clutter.

Such beautiful art… I love the details. Gorgeous!

Source: loish

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